Lizzy & I

Preface: About 10 minutes ago I was on the phone with Lizzy and we were having a conversation about her current relationship situation...this is a snippet of our conversation

Lizzy: He was talking and then he started to cry
Me: He's so gay...he takes it in the butt...he's so gay
Lizzy: Well I started crying too so I guess I'm gay
Me: Yeah you're gay
Lizzy: Wait let me tell you why I started to cry
Me: No, you're gay too, you let girls lick your vagina