Saturday, September 19, 2009

Conversation with my teacher

So if you didn't know I am an avid pornography watcher. It's not an everyday thing but I'm going to watch it at least once a week. I watch them here if you wanted to know lol.

Anyway I was in my Rhetoric's of Sex and Sexuality class and we were talking about "feminine violations" which are basically things that women do that people call "unladylike". When it was my turn this is the odd conversation my teacher and I had...

Prof. Peterson: So what's you're violation?
Me: I cuss like a sailor and like to watch porn
Prof. Peterson: Porn huh?
Me: Yeah. Been watching it a while
P.P: There are many types ya know; girl on girl, hardcore, swingers. Like what kind do you like?
Me: Um, I can do it all but girl on girl. I don't like to watch it unless it's my favorite people
P.P: Who are you're favorites if you don't mind me asking
Me: Jada Fire and Cherokee
P.P: What about guys?
Me: Justin Slayer and Mr.Marcus
P.P: I know about Mr.Marcus he was in a movie with Superhead, the lady that wrote that book right
Me: ...why yes. Yes that was he.

SO when I got out of class I relayed the conversation to Lizzy to which she replied

Lizzy: I can watch it all. Girl on girl doesn't bother me. I can't do midget porn tho. I don't know why.
Me: I know why.
Lizzy: Why?
Me: It's their hands...their hands make me flip out too.
Lizzy: Yeah you're right!

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