Vaginas = Weapons

The ad is in print in Portugal.
And it has people raged!
"It makes the unsubtle comparison that having unsafe sex is like pointing a gun at your vagina. Powerful!"
0_O
Get that people think its kinda extreme but atleast you can enjoy the beautiful art.

Kayne x Bape

I like & approve!
Now if he come back!
Dont let no country bish run u out 'Ye!

Fact or Fiction

'..blacker the berry, sweeter the juice..'

Moms been saying that forevvvveeerrr. And maybe thats why me & my sister's dad is black like tar!
Along with this wives tale, there's another.

Are all black males hung?

We hear bout the freak accidents aka the non-blacks that are blessed. But those slowly die out.
But what is is about African American males that have most the world thinking they dragging they shit on the floor?

Where did this come from?

How did it become such a big known thing? I mean I know hoes talk but seriously?
I really want to go up to an asian,white, and a indian girls & do a survey,lol.

Lizzy's opinion: I do believe black guys but NOT ALL black guys are blessed. I know a couple guys that are not twirkin wit monsters and will definitelty not be having girls screamin 'best I ever had' but I really wanna know more bout this Urban Legend.

What's your take on this?
Do you think black men live up to the hype or is just hype?
If you're dabbling with a black fellow and your not black, did he live up to the hype?

New Year. New Ideas

Please dont call Child Protective Services on me & Chrissy.
We have been neglecting our child.
It's Chrissy senior year & me---uh personal probs lol--- but we really want to make it up to you guys!!!
So we're thinking maybe its time for some new-ness.
A couple of ideas being thrown around
---------
1. Having guest bloggers. I love seeing blogs that bring in new words from people. So look out for that!
2. More X-rated posts!!! Lol...We love PORN lol and wanna express our raunchy sides.
3. More interaction with YOU GUYS!!!

So puh-lease work with us! You wont regret it!
xoxoxo, Lizzy & Chrissy

Dirty Face

Dirty Money



Call me wrong but you cant deny itttt.

Take dat, take dat...Its that Dirty Money.

Nokio From Dru Hill

5 steps ..
for coming out the closet?!

You fail, I laugh

Today Nicki Minaj decided to come on National TV, like this.
Why? Good question. I doubt it is a logical answer available.

But I must say those glasses are hot & make me wanna upgrade my lab goggles.

Disney try again

Since 1937 Disney has been making movies and finally in 2009 they are making a movie with a black princess. And I'm not pleased! Not at all!
Don't get me wrong, kudos on the first black princess move.
But why do they have to turn her into a fuckin amphibian?
Sure its no monkey,ape,or gorilla but why an animal that lives in a swamp?

Word of Advice: Try again Disney, try again.

you thought your life sucked

*Alert* If you have a weak stomach...still look cause this shit is crazy!

A young woman in China was living near a toxic waste dump while pregnant but gave birth to a normal baby boy. EXCEPT for this one problem...
he has 3 legs.

The Unthinkable

I ♥ this song
I ♥ how I'm falling in love with my i-Pod all over again

Now what I don't ♥ is how I can barely hear Drake buts its all good since 40 used his blessed skills.

RE:Chris Brown x 20/20

Was that even a interview?
Was that even worth watching?
Was this gonna rise his sales?

My Opinion
I've had more stimulating conversations with my niece and she's 1.
Personally I hope this is the end of the 20/20 interview saga and get back to real issues like...
Can we get a damn picture of Lauren London's baby!?
How I fear for Keyshia Cole's baby. Would you want your child around a aunt & grandma like that?

Chris Brown x 20/20

So now Chris Brown's album is coming out.
S O O O O O you know what that means right!!??
Throw Ri-Ri under the bus, duh!

Can't get the video preview but here's the link: ICI

Its going down tomorrow night 12/5/09 10pm EST on ABC

Dont forget to add us on Twitter cause all the asshole-ish things will be said..lol.

I was reading...

and I came across Jai's blog and she referred to her open letter that she wrote a year ago...Read here... It made me think about how Drake has went from Degrassi to Grammy nominations and making songs with Gucci (i still don't know how I feel about the whole Gucci thing lol) and the Drake-riding mania is at it's zenith. Jai's post made me think about a couple of months ago when "Best I Ever Had" got hot and this girl said "I remember when you used to talk about him last year and I never knew who you were talking about. Now he's everywhere"

I'm gonna make a toast to the beginning...Room For Improvement is about to go back into heavy rotation lool

BB Pics

I think every BB lover should show off their BB pics.

P R O U D L Y ! !


What college dont teach you

Blame Nebby for this lush habit

Wale

This past week I've been playing Attention Deficit on repeat and I have to say that Shades is my favorite one...Pretty Girls, Beautiful Bliss, Contemplate and 90210 are bangers too... Check it out

The Purple Pumpkin eaters is coming to eat all you motherfuckers

The funniest shit I've seen in a while...this shit lets you know that crack corrupts the mind...

btw it's a new crack rock coming out...it's purple rock...

Girl Crush #2

I know tons of people love her and such, probably for her boo-tay (i've got my own, no need to lust)
But I think I like Kim K. for the most weirdest things

Like she shops on ebay, that definitely makes me feel better that I know someone else gets their fly for the low low.

She looks ugly just like the rest of us when she cries.

And she got famous by giving someone horrible head. I mean seriously, who makes millions just by being horny--besides porn hos.

And plus her effin makeup is always on effin point and never looks like she's knockin on the door of being 30.
And for that she will always be a bad bish in my book.

I would love to be a dairy cow

this is the reason why...

See I have this friend...

And he's a FUCKING IDIOT (I say that with love by the way). I told him I wasn't going to use his name...so I'mma stay true to my promise. He's done a lot of dumb shit for this girl, for all intents and purposes...I'mma call her Le Bitch...cause that's what she was...A Bitch.

Anyway, he's done a lot of stupid shit for Le Bitch (love is a hellova drug...Stronger than Cocaine, Heroin and Meth) so much shit to the point that I don't remember most of it. I've actually told him he shouldn't have fucked with her from the beginning...but did he listen to me? No, they never do. Any who...I'm currently on the phone with him and he happened to tell me that when he and Le Bitch celebrated their one year anniversary, HE TOOK HER OVER HER EX HOUSE! I don't understand...so please explain this to me...

Why does love make people do dumb shit... (btw we are in consensus that that was some dumb shit right?)

The Princess and the Frog

Y'all know Disney coming out with a new movie called the Princess and the Frog so I mentioned it to Lizzy that she had to take her neice...this is the conversation that happened afterwards

Me: Aye Liz you gotta take Chub-Chub to go see the Princess and the Frog

Lizzy: If it ain't Barney she ain't fucking with it

Me: Man you gotta take her tho this shit is monumental. This is the first Disney movie with a black main character

Lizzy: Yeah it's the first one but why she gotta turn into a frog?

Me: Look fuck all that. At least they aint make her turn into monkey. We making strides nigga

Really my dude? Twilight??

There are grown ass women out here getting wet whenever they think about Edward Cullen and I'm sick of the shit. The guy is dead...pale...and dead...it's fucking Necrophilia people. His dick is gray and decrepit he probably has maggots instead of earwax. Lizzy says "He wasn't dead. He was about to die and then the guy bit him" Therefore suspending him in eternal life...but he's fucking dead...if he can't die, then he's dead.

That was my rant...I'm done

Fucking Orajel lady

I hate this damn lady's voice...you don't need to open up your mouth so wide.

"Orajel tells my toothache...YOU'RE GONE"

I hate you lady...I cringe every time I see your large mouth

Team Jacob!

Whatchu thought I was with the vampire that leaves ole girl??
Um no!Lol
November 20th cant hurry up enough!


Damn DADDY!

Here Comes The Sun

I listen to any and everything...especially old shit. My ipod happened to play Nina Simone last night and I figured I'd put y'all up on game. I know y'all know "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood" but let me broaden your horizons lol

Love this picture

Detroit Red was that deal...

Allow me to re-introduce myself

My name is Christin! I'm 21 years old and will be a college grad on May 1st... Now that we got the formalities our of the way...HEY Y'ALL!! It's been so long and I know you wanna know why. It's cause I'm a fuckin senior and Grand Valley has been dicking me soo raw no lube (it's been THAT rough). I'm actually writing a paper right now (ain't that some bull?) and it's soooo much shit I gotta fill y'all in on (not really) but I promise I'mma be back on my shit...Pinkie Swear lol

Commitment isn't a contract.

Commitment is just your moral responsiveness to being truly in love with someone.



Gotta this from a blogger on Nebby's blog. It says volume in little words.

Trey Songz

I waited a day to blog bout this cause I wanted to hear other people's take on it & another excuse to watch the video again...and again.

The Parental Advisory in the beginning doesn't even do its job!
I knew it would very sexual and shit but geez.
Ice.
Biting.
Licking.
Sucking.
Sounds like a porno,huh?

Watching the video made me forget that Drake was in the song let alone had a verse in it. But I'm not mad at all! Cause that woulda been time takin away from Trey and his invention.

+

= Me watching the video seriously 6 times

Save The Date!

Don’t react off of love. F love

I know errrybody is bloggin,talkin,watchin, about these previews of Rihanna's interview.
I personally not gonna say my opinion or stand on this (unless you ask) but I must state this point/nagging/wtf/ugh whatever its called lol
Yo ma, you a bad bee-otch but your edges are distracting me!! Like forreal!

Ok now thats off my chest, dont forget TONITE 10/9c ABC!!!

Fail

I...I Be Smackin My Hoes

So I'm writing a paper on the movie Bamboozled by Spike Lee which was due Wednesday (take your white wig off...don't judge me bitch) and it's a segment within it where they're looking for performers for the show Mantan: The New Millenium Minstrel Show and this guy comes in for an audition...hilarious. I swear I was laughin for about 6 min because I forgot how funny this shit was...You gotta watch

Realest Shit Ever!

Music Monday

Today I was in the mood of hearing songs I havent heard in a min.
Then a lil light bulb popped in my head and Aaliyah songs just start coming to me.
Did a little wikipedia'n and I cant believe its been 8 years since she's died.
I still remember riding in the car, and hearing 'One of Detroit's angels has passed'. It was so surreal I know people that went to the high school she did,hell my middle school played her's alll the time.
Detroit was so somber.
And for like 3 days straight every station played her music.

Here's a couple of my faves

Read Between The Lines

Extra Smooth

I Refuse

More Than A Woman

Letter To My Ex

Twitter has been burning for the last couple of hours with this trending topic.

@thisislizzy: #lettertomyex Having el sexo you actually made me think about changing my major to theater drama.

@thisislizzy: #lettertomyexThanks for everything.It made me so much stronger & will help me be grateful for that guy that changes everything.

@AngelLaShonn: #lettertomyexDon't think of me, don't stare at me, don't flirt with me. You have her and flaunt it, so be happy without me :). God Bless!

@msmicahmarie :#lettertomyex a u know that one thing u taught me how to do...good looking my new man really likes it...

@vwells32:#lettertomyex that 1nite u was givin me Becky... It was so wack I was thinking bout what bills I had to pay that week...


@vwells32:#lettertomyex yo cookin was terrible!!!


@MzTiffySoFr3sH: #lettertomyex thana for cheating cause i never would have found out how good yo cousin could put in work <----that one had me jaw hit the fuckin floor!


@Mar Mar Ya'll are jacked up with the #lettertomyex trending topic. However, my ex wouldn't get a letter from me... more like a moment of silence.

Oliver El-Khatib

1/4 of the infamous October Very's Own
Havent been lucky enough to see him in person....YET
But as soon as I do...I'm gonna let him know the reason I read the blog and its not for Drake either.

Hmmm...yeah

3 questions
1.Who would make a fuxin game of this fuxed up cloth
2.Why would you take this outside your house let alone to the movies?? Instant sex blocker!
3.WHY IS THE WHITE MAN AT THE END RAISING THE ROOF???

Saddest Part:My moms have one and my aunt had the nerve to say, 'Elizabeth, I'll buy you the leopard print one.'
*gave her the bitch please & I'll punch you in ur throat lol look*
I nicely said, 'do you still wanna have the title of being my fave aunt??'

process of life

There's those that can break up/leave a relationship & keep it pushin w/out delay.

But then its those that go thru the dreadful stages.

The 5 Bitches
Denial Anger Bargaining Depression Acceptance

So me and my roomie were talking about how I'm going thru them and I think so far I doing pretty good,lol.
Denial-I can't believe he can just throw 14 years down the drain. (not together for 14 but friendships in my eyes are relationships) WHO does that?

Anger-I hate that he wanted me to give up on him. I hate he was such a lil punta and gave up.

Bargaining- I wont kill you if you die first.

Depression-Where dey do that at? I just go spend money I dont have ;/

Acceptance-When I find you blowing up my phone and I can successfully send you to voicemail.

So yeah on that point I think I'm doin pretty good..lol../

Oral Fixation

Child hood memories--✔
Can never really quench your thirst--✔
Never costing $2 per box--✔
Numero uno love: Wont never never stain...sometimes i have probs finding my mouth lol--✔

Sex...Over the phone

A Village People song...watch this shit

Re: Girl Crush/Music Monday

So a couple of weeks ago I did a blog post about my girl crush Kerry Washington and when I saw the video for Maxwell-Bad Habits. It is the sexiest shit ever in life...both Maxwell and Kerry all sexual and shit and I actually had to question my sexuality...Maxwell...I tip my hat to thee!

Wack Ish..

3rd Saturday of October,states in the Great Lakes/Midwest region celebrate the dumbest,wasteless holiday ever
Sweetest Day.
It's just like Valentine's Day but instead the women are supposed to go all out for the man/(or men,i dont judge) in their life.
On the note, I PASS!
You betta go to yo momma to get cater to.

I love you....I really do.
The things I go thru just for you & for the word called 'love'
But now I'm starting to think it lust cause behind your back I say and do
this ALOT!

Music Monday

"Don't it sound good to you don't you agree?"

-Timbaland

This is the actual video I was looking for when I found the 2 Girls 1 Cup reaction video. I loved this song on the CD and now Nip|Tuck is playing it on their Season 6 commercials (This Wednesday is the season opener!!). Nip|Tuck never fails on impressing me on their commercials. If you remember last season it was 'Flashing Lights'. Iono who chooses the music for the episodes but I love em cause I ALWAYS download something I heard off an episode.

2 Man Show is a super simple song that's nothing but Elton John playing over a Timbaland beat and some chick singing on the chorus but it's still the shit.

Yes Timbaland...I have to agree.

Perfect way to start the day

So I was looking for the song 2 Man Show by Timbaland cause I was going to post it as my MM when I ran across the FUNNIEST reaction to 2 Girls 1 Cup. If you don't know what 2 Girls 1 Cup is go google it. You absolutely have to watch 2 Girls 1 Cup before you watch this reaction video. Make sure you're not at work! Matter of fact, make sure you haven't ate anything within the past 2 hours before you watched it. Well here it is...some chicks grandma's reaction to 2 Girls 1 Cup.

Asshole Commercial

So if you ain't know I stay up late as hell so I see the same commercials over and over again...I absolutely have to watch this one everytime I see it cause dude is a complete asshole lol

Creative?? Or A Little Bit Too Much??

(the boo Monique, on the left is the muse of this blog)

When u see this, do your eyes go straight towards the girl the headphones tattoo.
If it didnt ur fuxin blind!! Lol j/k.
But anyway when I saw this I called her up and we tlked bout the choice of place, and just like me she said,'I wanted it somewhere the hoodrats couldn't be creative enough to think about but creative enough to have people thinking WHY?'
I totally feel her on that level but I couldnt wrap my head around the place,lol.
I have 4 tattoos myself and love finding different places to put them.

So I had 4 questions for MoMo:

1.Whats gonna happen when you get further in your career? Gucci would take u serious enough to promote you but how serious will they take the black girl with headphones around her neck? (oh yeah she is a intern for Gucci's interior department)

2.Where's the color ink at?lol

3.Did it hurt?

4.What did Papa Jones & Mama Dukes had to say?

And for all of my questions she said: 'I'm motherfuxin Monique!'
Gotta love her country/east coast mental state!

Here's some of the tats she has & I absolutely love 'em!


(one on the right is Mo's)

But with our 10 plus counting tattoos....whenever I need advice on anythang crazy lol, she is my go-to girl.

Gawd Yo Fine!

Love,Sex & Eating The Bones

Is what started it all for me. Great fxkin movie.
But since then I've been in love with him.
I watch CSI:New York Marathons just to see Dr.Sheldon Hawkes.
But not only his he GAWJUSS, he is the epitome of THE BLACK MAN.
Graduated from Brown University. Got Law degree from Havard Law School,wrote 3 great books(& have u thinking like 'where u been all my life Hill).
He is my dream husband & uncle to my niece & nephew.

Tips Hat...

To Drake for charting #3 as Hottest MC In The Game...Not bad for a rookie.

How the fuck Gucci made the list iono...

My Girl Crush

is better than Lizzy's... Mine is Kerry Washington



She was THE SHIT in She Hate Me and I have no idea why Chris Rock chose his wife over her in I Think I Love My Wife. Granted she has a big forehead...but she's still a bad bitch.