Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Really my dude? Twilight??

There are grown ass women out here getting wet whenever they think about Edward Cullen and I'm sick of the shit. The guy is dead...pale...and dead...it's fucking Necrophilia people. His dick is gray and decrepit he probably has maggots instead of earwax. Lizzy says "He wasn't dead. He was about to die and then the guy bit him" Therefore suspending him in eternal life...but he's fucking dead...if he can't die, then he's dead.

That was my rant...I'm done

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