Sucha Sucka

I was at BedBath&Beyond & I think I had a revelation. Some of these infomerical things mite actually work! Now I've slowly been letting my guard down cuz my bestfriend brought me the PediEgg & I LOVE it!! Like no jokes, its the real deal when you can't afford a real pedi. But anyway now I wanna try so much more! Like....

The Shamwow Towel...Its made by the Germans & die Deutsch always make all the good stuff



I dont have any plants but if I did, I would invest




How about ANYTHING that Billy Mays is shouting about! But real talk that oxy clean stuff works.Always put a scoop in =)



Or maybe I should stop staying up so late ans watching them, but the problem is they suck in like crack.