Damn Western Michigan

So...I've been m.i.a for a min...school, school, more school, and snow. That's what my New Years has consisted of so far. Now I'm back on the east side of the state... and I can tell you why East Michigan is better than Western Michigan

Reason 1 (out of a million)
Our snow isn't rude and doesn't cover bikes while they're down...
Yes...that is a bike...see the top of wheel (barely)













Reason 2 (out of 70 million)
We can see our fire hydrants...and they're red...not yellow.












Reason 3 (out of 400 billion)
You don't turn into a human snowball while walking to your apartment












Reason 4 (out of 7ty million billion)
We have Coney Islands with squeezed cheese BITCHES!