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Music Monday

This shit absolutely has to be played loud in the car. Even though I just got pulled over 30 min ago for playing this and cruising...I recommend you speed a lil when you play this in the whip lol.

Little Ghetto in Everybody

Love how the 1st 3 seconds he sounds like a white man.

Season 3

of Parking Wars will be in Detroit in addition to Philadelphia!! This is me and Nicole's shit. We'll be on the phone, doing homework and watching it lol. Just like she said earlier,

"Man I'mma get all my work done now!"

I'll rather them show us cussing people out at the DMV than showing us on First 48.

Apparently...

fish get horny too. Did some research yesterday and found out that if my fish is ready to mate he'll make a bubble nest. All last week it was a layer of bubbles like a cm thick on the surface of the water. I knew it was some reason me and this fish got along...he like to get it on!

so...

My teacher calls me Porntastic...

The worst part is that I answer

Yo! Still Alive?

Remember him??
Diddy's Justin aka Donnie.
What happen to him?
Did he even make another video?
Did Diddy fire him?
Do even know what I'm talking about? lol

If not, maybe this might help ya out.

It was a video for the song but I couldnt find it. Go figure.

Music Monday Madness

just like Pharell said...

"Y'all betta hear this shit!"

Sunday Night Dancehall

I was bugging out when I saw this

Successful Sunday

Every Sunday I get this feeling of success & greatness. Its like I made through another ho ass week and feel blessed to do it another week.

In with success comes the fruits of your labor.

Me & Chrissy talk all the time bout our life after she gradutes from grad school & me from med school.

And the numero topic is our first condo/loft and how we goin in big, like gettin our furniture from Pottery Barn and Bombay.lol.

Crazy I'm sure but the little stuff keeps you moviated.

But anyways, I ran across the craziest bathrooms and feel in love with takin hours in the bathroom, all over again.

Heres a couple of em:

hydromassage/body spray/foot scrub system/Integrated Volume Control with FM Radio & AUX Outs w/speakers /sauna/accupuncture massage. Oh yea its a shower as well.

Price: $84,000.00 but its on sale for $24,400

Japanese style soaking tub

It has a midcontoured bottom with a sloping reclined area at each end for relaxing face-to-face conversation. (I likes dat)

Price: $16,892

Wanna get ur tan on? Here ya go

Price: $10,900 to $17,995

l m f a o

This song has me dancing around my apt in my t-shirt & tube socks

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*yup thats Jonna from The Real World

Guessss Whaaaatttt

I'm back!!!!

Been blogless,twitterless,computerless,itunesless,pornless.

Everythang less! But nonetheless

I'm back bee-otches!!!!

A Compliment....Pass it on

Seriously this would never had happened like this in real life. The cook would've spit in the food and called he guy a wise ass for the compliment lol.

Watch it and you'll see what I mean

It's late

So I'm watching infomercials to keep myself occupied and out of trouble and they're advertising "Sweet Soul of the 70's". I am over here grooving SO HARD and downloading so much that I know campus security is going to be knocking on my door in 20 min to cut my internet off and take me to jail.

Just looking at artists from back in the day who are still doing it is hilarious. Lionel Ritchie and his Jheri-Fro was somethin crucial, seeing a skinny Aretha...need I say more?

Favorite songs that they played

Chaka Khan: Everlasting Love
Stylistics: Could It Be I'm Falling In Love
Norman Conners : You Are My Starship (This is going to play at my wedding)
Aretha Franklin-Daydreaming
Heatwave: Always & Forever
Isley Brothers: Living For the Love Of You
The Dramatics: Wanna Go Outside In The Rain

Thats all I can remember lol. Give me some of your favorite old school songs..

Conversation with my teacher

So if you didn't know I am an avid pornography watcher. It's not an everyday thing but I'm going to watch it at least once a week. I watch them here if you wanted to know lol.

Anyway I was in my Rhetoric's of Sex and Sexuality class and we were talking about "feminine violations" which are basically things that women do that people call "unladylike". When it was my turn this is the odd conversation my teacher and I had...

Prof. Peterson: So what's you're violation?
Me: I cuss like a sailor and like to watch porn
Prof. Peterson: Porn huh?
Me: Yeah. Been watching it a while
P.P: There are many types ya know; girl on girl, hardcore, swingers. Like what kind do you like?
Me: Um, I can do it all but girl on girl. I don't like to watch it unless it's my favorite people
P.P: Who are you're favorites if you don't mind me asking
Me: Jada Fire and Cherokee
P.P: What about guys?
Me: Justin Slayer and Mr.Marcus
P.P: I know about Mr.Marcus he was in a movie with Superhead, the lady that wrote that book right
Me: ...why yes. Yes that was he.

SO when I got out of class I relayed the conversation to Lizzy to which she replied

Lizzy: I can watch it all. Girl on girl doesn't bother me. I can't do midget porn tho. I don't know why.
Me: I know why.
Lizzy: Why?
Me: It's their hands...their hands make me flip out too.
Lizzy: Yeah you're right!

#Kiashinewrote

Everybody was getting it in on this...here are some of my favorites...

Niko went in...so all of his were my favorites


Trey Songz sounded a tad bit angry with his lol


The person who topped it off was BlogXilla...he went in hard the whole time..this is just a couple of them...

If You Didn't know...

Twitter has been in a frenzy for the past 9 hours...#kiashinewrote was the #1 trending topic because he had something to do with writing Best I Ever Had.

Supposedly, Kia Shine (who had that song So Krispy, 'Member that shit?) wrote the reference song and Drake took the melody (which is a Wayne song by the name of Do It For The Boy from of Tha Leak) and changed some words. Kia Shine now owns 25% of Best I Ever Had and is getting checks for the shit. There are pictures where Kia is holding the Bilboard Plaques and he did an interview on SOHH about it and Drake had this to say on OVO yesterday... If you ever heard Do It For The Boy, the chorus for Best I Ever Had is in the song

We can do it real big, bigger than you ever done it, anything you ever wanted I can spend whatever on it

...but fuck that Wayne said the shit not Kia so for this nigga to get 25% is out-fuckin-rageous! At least that's what I think

Oddly enough Kia Shine's coming out with a mixtape sometime soon and he has this group named The P.R.E.P.S who have a song named White Vees...about V-neck shirts...He better milk this publicity while he can. But, I did like that song Stuntglasses At Night about 3 years ago lol.

Convo with my mom

I don't know if you guys have ever saw the "Your Baby Can Read" infomercials but the Sunday before Labor Day me and my Mom were watching it at about four am

Mom: OMG that little boy just said trapezoid with no hesitation
Mom: When I see the word trapezoid I need to look at it twice before I can say it
Me: Well, you are blind...
Mom: But I have my glasses on.
Me: These little kids are something else. You've never seen these commercials?
Mom: Its 4am on a Sunday! I have a damn job! Matter of fact, how the fuck did these parents get to see them. They should've been asleep too!
Me: I don't know what you tell you, but that is a valid question.
Mom: I know it is. There should be another infomercial "How to stay up til 4am, have an infant, and still keep a job"
Me: I mean look at them tho, don't look like they struggling. The moms probably don't have to work
Mom: Rich sons of bitches...

Don't be tardy for the foolishness...

I can see you sons of bitches dancing to this bullshit in the club... I know people are going to have this shit as their Music Monday...I know Lizzy thought about doing the shit cause she sung it for 20 min after I mentioned it...smh



I don't even know why I'm posting this bullshit...

"Snappy and Re-pon-kin-sive"

I know I've been posting a lot of commercials but I can't help it it's some pretty good ones out right now. The little girl is adorable and when she said "Re-pon-kin-sive" I almost died yo!

Just to let you know...

Spinach and Artichoke dip is the shit...

She requested it

Nicole (learn more about her here...and here) called me and later booped (three-way) in Lizzy...When we all get together retarded shit like this happens

Lizzy: I'm going to call you guys later I'm about to take a nap
Nicole: What?
Lizzy: I'm about to take a nap
Nicole: What?
Lizzy: What?
Nicole: What?
Lizzy: Wait, what?
Nicole: What?
Me: Just hang up the fucking phone!
Lizzy: What?
Nicole: lol. I want to end up in your blog
Me: What?

So here you go Nicole...you're on the blog...Personally I think the "My room was dirty so we'd have to do it in the living room with the rabbit watching" was a MUCH more hilarious conversation lol

He Runs The Town...it's official

Beatles Rock Band

One of my favorite commercials...When I first saw it I was like,

"Damn yo, technology is this shit right now"

It looks like George and John came back to life...Hopped in the Delorean...and then filmed the commercial...it's fuckin' beautiful you gotta watch it.

Fav word of the Day

Fruition- realization: something that is made real or concrete

Music Monday Madness

I'm about to Double Up like I'm R.Kelly...

Drake - Fear

Heard it exactly a week ago from an awesome awesome individual (wink) but I haven't had a chance to put the world on... Great song and I would but the EP just for this song.




Day 26 - Reminds Me Of You

I've NEVER heard this song until like yesterday...Great great song...Great memories attached

Just in case you were under a rock...

..."I'm cool like that"

I love this commercial cause it plays Digable Planets- Cool Like That...the best one hit wonder EVER!

Lizzy & I

Preface: About 10 minutes ago I was on the phone with Lizzy and we were having a conversation about her current relationship situation...this is a snippet of our conversation

Lizzy: He was talking and then he started to cry
Me: He's so gay...he takes it in the butt...he's so gay
Lizzy: Well I started crying too so I guess I'm gay
Me: Yeah you're gay
Lizzy: Wait let me tell you why I started to cry
Me: No, you're gay too, you let girls lick your vagina

Check it out

Greyhound stepping they game up big time out here kid! They got Wi-Fi...check it out

My bad.

I feel like a uber slacker cause I HAVEN'T BLOGGED lately.

Computer is down,like dead down

But don't sweat.

A new is on T H E way!!!!

Can't wait super excited.

And I promise after this no more neglect.

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Well

Lil' Wayne makes some big ass babies...I gotta see Lauren London so I can do a side by side comparison!

This tops all the crazy convos

I've known George for a min and our conversations get more and more weird every time we talk. This one happened about an hour ago on Yahoo...

George: I've just got to tell someone
Me: Let me know
George: So I was fucking this girl
Me: Uh...Uh huh
George: Did that catch you off guard?
Me: Yeah, very much so
George: I'm sorry, but let me tell you. I was fucking this chick and she started barking.
Me: Wait what?
George: She started barking
Me: Like a dog?
George: Yeah, like not even like a poodle. It was like a big dog, like a Pit Bull or German Shepard
Me: and what did you do?
George: I barked back
Me:...and?
George: she barked
Me: uh...
George: Then we stopped fucking and just kept barking at each other
Me: The fuck kinda chicks are you fucking with?
George: Weird ones
Me: To say the least...

Starting Something New

Almost everyday someone says something outlandish and just plain ridiculous and I can't keep it in anymore so starting yesterday I'm going to post the things people said to me.

Yesterday while I was walking from my Rhetoric of Sex and Sexuality class this girl who I'm going to call "T" walked up to me and randomly started talking

T-"My vagina is hot."
Me-"What did you just say to me?"
T-"Girl don't you know my vagina is hot?"
Me-"The fuck are you talking about?"
T-"That guy right there, he's keeps trying to talk to me. He know's my vagina's hot."
Me-"Could it be that he's talking to you because he knows you're easy?"
T-"I'm only easy because my vagina's hot."
Me-"The fuck are you talking bout? Ok....?"
T-"You know it's the truth!"