Back at it!

Why you call it Late Registration 'Ye?

Cause I'm taking you mothafuckas back to school! -Kanye West "We Major"

I love that line...and also...tomorrow's the first day of classes! Yay! I can officially say I'm a senior. After this semester I'll only have 10 credits to complete for my major but I've had the 120 credits I needed to graduate since June (to make a long story short, I used to be Engineering and now I'm Advertising so I have a STUPID AMOUNT of extra credits). Taking this one day at a time, these 3 years have passed by fast...

For Real?!?!

I saw this last nite and I was scared outta my mind, like how are they gonna pick??
Watch it to understand what I mean.

Hell yeah I signed up!!!! lol

But then I felt so dumb when I found its a movie. Here's a non scaring trailer!

They even have a webite: Check out the scaryness,lol here

mmmmm Food.

I was in Spencer's with a friend when I saw a college student's handbook for Ramen Noodles.
This got the mental ball rollin. Lol
We sparked a convo bout how we are anal bout our ramen noodles. And started to share are ramen recipes. Yes we are total fat asses & nerds.

Friend's Recipe
1 cup of H2O
Cook noodles till they are that clear-see thru-ish white color.
Add half of seasoning packet
3 tbspns of hot sauce

Are you ready for the best!?! Or what my friends call the Paula Deen Ramens
My Recipe
Add butter to the water
Cook noodles till they stick on the wall---NEVER COOK EM IN THE MIRCOWAVE!
Drain a little water
Add butter to remaining water & noodle ---Butter is KEY!
Add the whole season packet
Add hot sauce--enough for own taste

Music Mondayys

I know, I know, I've been totally slackin.
Sowry

Lately I've been in this real mellow mood. I think cuz I'm trying to remember how I usually act before school starts :/
My pick for this week is: Kayne West-Street Lights

Say Whaa?

I know y'all heard about the whole Jasmine Fiore/Ryan Jenkins fiasco right? Found dude dead in a Canadian motel and it's apparent he committed suicide...TMZ got all the lowdown on it and pictures of the room

It's all too triflin and confusing for me...they had to identify Jasmine by her breast implants...that's rude.

Family Guy

Liz posted a Family Guy clip and I HAD to put my favorite one on here...

I now present...DAMN NATURE YOU SCURRY! On BET...



Enjoy...

My Jerry Springer Outfit

If you aint know, I'm a big fan of Jerry Springer and Maury and I notice that the same thing happens every episode. Chicks will come on Jerry and try...key word try...to be fly. They'll wear their best outfit from Rainbow/DEB/Fashion Cents, some lucite hooker heels, with they're hair/weave down. This is where they always mess up...if anyone has ever watched Jerry Springer or even saw two hoodrats fight in the hood they know the first place a bitch grab for is hair.

That's why I know exactly what I'd wear if I ever went on Jerry:

1) Ol School Chucks (So I can be aerodynamic when I fight)
2) A t-shirt (So I don't have to worry about my boobs popping out)
3) Jeans (For when I'm on the floor kicking my ass off no one can see my va jay-jay)
4) Hair in a Bun (So the bitch won't be able to grab it!)

Even the old lady knew to go for the hair

Laughter for the Soul

Not a big fan of Family Guy but this was OnDemand & I died laughing at this part.
'Anndddd she's gonna tell us allll bout the raiiiinnnn'

I love rummaging thru my sister's computer cause I always find the funniest vids

The Retards Show from Lizzy on Vimeo.

Katt Williams hannnndssss down always have me dying on the floor
'Whatchu thinkin bout?'
'RUNNIN!'

Shit that urks me & probably you.

I'm gonna spend 1 minute on Facebook and see all the nigga-rish names I see.
Ready.Set.GO!
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-iily Liilmama Aaroqant- (LiilMama SoConceiited)Chick thought it be ok to change her good to add the iily part to her name

Aye'koldHeartd Biish-namedDajah Sayn-effYyu

Wá-Wá TrustиøOиє Butwá-wá

Misz'scared-of Loneliie Faulkner

I gave up after 30 seconds cuz the shits was pissing me off! lol

In the words of Sarah Marshall : Bullshit Bullshit Bullshit

Grand Valley State is Elroy-ing me so raw with no lubricant...

Com 225 Film Culture Book Used 69.75 New 93.00
Com 210 Nonverbal Communication Used 59.95 New 99.95
Com 380 Rhetoric of Sex and Sexuality Used 5.00 New 6.65
Com 375 Communication Research No book
Lib 330 Idea of Nature 6.00, 5.25, 10.50

Used Book Amount: 156.45 New Book Amount: 221.35

My Parking permit: 155

My refund: 383.00

The maximum amount I'll getting out of my refund: 71.55

There are 16 weeks in the semester...So I am allowed to spend $4.47 per week...

GVSU...You're just rude

Ummm yeah..

So I looked at a calendar the other day and saw 'no life,sleep,....skool nigga!!'
So this clip just sums up everythang.

Just for You Guys!

1. I want some Taco Bell but don't feel like driving. =(
2. Its just days till I move into my apt.
3. Its just days till I have to pack. Ugh!
4. I really want some Taco Bell. matter of fact brb. Bout to go! =)
   

This is THEEE B E S T

LMFAO!!!
This has to be the best spoof done yet on Drake!
And the killing part is homedude has Drake's hand movments down!
If you ever seen him concert you already know,lol.


If you never seen him in concert, here ya go!

CONGRATS!!!.....

TO DETROIT'S FAVE WHITE BOY (No not Eminem!) MIKE POSNER!!!
WHO JUST GOT SIGNED TO J RECORDS!!!!
MUCHO HAPPY THAT PEEPS LIKE MIKE,SEAN,PAT IS PUTTING DETROIT BACK ON THE MUSICAL MAPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!

HERE'S THE VID OF HIM SIGNING!!!



JUST A LITTLE MUSIC FOR YO EARRRRSSS!!!



Can't wait for the album to drop cause the mixtape is crazzzyyy but we'll have to wait for a minute cause just like the rest of us, Mike has to go back school. Hopefully Duke ho's will keep him on track =)

She's a bad bee-otch...

For stuff like this

BUT.... THIS???

The Cruella Devill nails scare me 

=0

O M G Trey Songz is betta than Zane!

Trey Songz has a article out in Honey Magazine & just let me say

OOOOOO WEEEEEE!!!!

Here's a couple of Q&As I likey:

And what are your favorite things to use in the bedroom?
My tongue and my penis (laughs).

Can you tell when a girl is faking?
No.

Are girls really that good at faking?
I feel like I’m really great at sex.

With all this sex, you ever take a trip to the clinic?
Yes.

What’s your favorite song to have sex to? Or top five 5 sexiest songs?
“Greatest Sex” R. Kelly, “Fuck You Tonight” Biggie. And a lot of these songs depend on who it is, like if I’m making love to somebody and it’s somebody special, I’ll play like some Prince “Insatiable.” And actually I had a playlist — a sexual playlist. Where is it? I put it on my iPod.

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